my name's taylen. i like dogs and art. i have a messed up sense of humor and i probably shouldnt be allowed to roam the internet without supervision. i like roleplaying and writing little novels that i never show to anyone and i also like talking so dont be scared to send me an ask or something actually please send me an ask im begging you thAT IS ALL

enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

lameboob:

lameboob:

why was the kidney transplant patients room a mess

because he was unorganized

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
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492,774 plays

turtleswithtophats:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

genderpunkrock:

i wont title this or put album art

but because you are emo trash you will recognize it

FUCK

IT IS LITERALLY ONE NOTE AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL IT IS. YOU JUST KNOW.

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

plahaus:

Derwin’s out of everything but excuses

what’s the vibe of season five? (x)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i-might-be-misha:

tsar-bucks:

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it

i would not be ashamed then

fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life